i-cant-let-you-down-again:

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

mark

i-cant-let-you-down-again:

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

mark

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

beltsquid:

somarysueme:

….. is anyone gonna say it?

I mean it this is important.

(Source: barthegrizzly)

axdyhxrley:

but seriously, i will remember the first moment i heard “b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark dark” for the rest of my life

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

(Source: rllylovely)

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

(Source: cosades)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”