antihumanist:

I met these two ladies in Switzerland. They were hugging and licking each other, like best friends.

sweetsamofmine:

There are two headcanons I feel nearly every Spn fan had the first time they watched the show:

  1. Ben is Dean’s biological child. 
  2. Someone picked that goddamn Samulet up out of the trash 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

fapfapfapfapskeetflapflapflap:

runningforeternity:

leggomego:

friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

THROW UP ON THEM because it’s what’s on the inside that counts

(Source: i-hope-you-choke-on-it)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Can you see my heart?"

Via Bored Panda

dorkmisha:

sassyscottishqueenofhell:

Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.

NO

blackqueerbravado:

acepeggy:

okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures

#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’

(Source: ladybriennne)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

tashafuckingyar:

Star Trek AU in which everyone rubs Picard’s head for good luck in crisis.

(Source: shameofgnomes)

My therapist just told me a joke.

cloama:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

*punches the air*

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

(Source: mydraco)